Dudes Realizes He's Positioned His D**k Wrong In Pants His Whole Life
Every now and then, the internet treats us to a tale of such profoundly inexplicable behavior that we begin to suspect we've slipped into an alternate dimension. Or that life is an elaborate—but...
View ArticleThe worst Pokémon Go story yet ends with man pissing on a toddler
A lot of messed-up things have happened to Pokémon Go players since the game debuted—the combination of engrossing gameplay and walking around in the real world seems to invite disaster, up to and...
View ArticleThe Bernie Sanders subreddit is utter f**king chaos right now
I’ve taken hundreds of L’s in my life. I’ve been made a fool of by sports teams collapsing under the weight of their own hubris; I’ve watched helplessly from the sidelines as good legislation is...
View ArticleDarude admits he's never been in a sandstorm—only a dust devil
Darude, the DJ made famous by his iconic techno track "Sandstorm"—dudududuudu—stopped by Reddit yesterday to answer some questions, and it turns out he's parlayed Sandstorm's meme status into a pretty...
View Article6 photos that prove everything is cooler when cut in half
You know that YouTube channel where that guy crushes things with a hydraulic press? It’s this insane, runaway success, because for some reason humans derive a weird pleasure from watching ridiculous...
View Article'Calvin and Hobbes' makes just as much sense with Trump as Calvin
I can't be the only one persistently nagged by the feeling that I've encountered Donald Trump in some other, previous form. Maybe a shitty bro I knew in college? Some snobbish hotel concierge? That...
View ArticleWoman freaks out when she discovers boyfriend's secret hot dog addiction
Imagine the worst, most shameful secret you could find out about your significant other. Infidelity? Drug abuse? Offshore bank accounts full of money from blood diamond smuggling?No. Hot dogs.If...
View ArticleCareful analysis reveals exactly when Robert De Niro stopped giving a f**k
There's a general consensus among critics and fans that Robert De Niro's role selection has gotten worse and worse over the past 15 years or so, sliding downward toward this year's Dirty Grandpa....
View ArticleExploring the world's most evil buildings
Welcome back to a regular feature here at the Daily Dot where we look at some of the most popular posts on some of Reddit’s more distinctive communities. It’s wonderfully specific; in the past we...
View ArticleGet pumped with these victorious hedgehog Photoshops
If you're going to conquer the Westeros, you couldn't ask for a better adviser than Tyrion Lannister. Only Frodo and Sam could destroy the One True Ring in the fires of Mount Doom. And, guys, check...
View ArticleMan spends 20 years trying to identify mystery song—internet does it in 5...
When you need help figuring something out, you can always turn to r/tipofmytongue, or TOMT. The subreddit is devoted to identifying songs, videos, games, and everything else whose title you can't...
View ArticlePeter Dinklage on a scooter is the stuff of majestic Photoshops
We've seen Peter Dinklage riding a horse and, god(s) willing, we'll see him ride a dragon, but will he ever look more badass than he does riding this scooter? Reddit doesn't seem to think so. That's...
View ArticleLesbians are cracking up over Skype's accidental finger-banging tweet
How do lesbians have sex, anyway?It's a classic cliché that straight people have no clue as to what goes on in lesbian bedrooms (or bisexual ones, for that matter). But when it comes to girls getting...
View ArticleArmy specialist not allowed to attend baby shower comes up with much manlier...
The U.S. military has changed a lot in the last few decades—you can now be openly gay or even female while serving in the armed forces!—but certain dogmatic ideas of gender and masculinity aren't...
View ArticleTough gorilla chomping on carrot is the action movie hero we've been waiting for
The silverback gorilla is a pretty majestic creature. Though recently thrust into the spotlight for a tragic reason, the endangered species is finally getting a chance to shine for all the right...
View ArticleMan says he will eat the worst Subway sandwich the internet can come up with
There's bravery, and then there's redditor Mister_Scorpion. Dude has promised to do something no sane person would. "What is the worst possible Subway sandwich possible, using actual ingredients from...
View ArticleWoman dumps boyfriend who tried to give away her 'Hamilton' tickets
Hamiltontickets have become the most sought-after things in the known universe. The musical about the life of founding father Alexander Hamilton, starring Lin-Manuel Miranda, has taken Broadway by...
View ArticleThe internet has to vote on whether this plant gets watered
According to HousePlantsExpert.com (or possibly HousePlantSexpert.com), the zebra plant is a beautiful addition to your home, well-suited for indoor growth. The site also notes that it's quite...
View ArticleRedditors are outraged at r/news moderator's handling of Orlando shooting news
Hearts everywhere are grieving over the tragic news of the Orlando massacre that occurred early Sunday morning. At least 50 people were killed and at least 53 were injured in the deadliest mass...
View ArticleThe most cringeworthy 'nice guys' on the internet
Welcome once again to the ongoing series in which we look at the most popular posts on some of Reddit’s more specific communities. In the past we’ve examined the terrible aesthetics of r/crappydesign,...
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